JOE Beall ’ud set upon a keg
Down to the groc’ry store, an’ throw
One leg right over t’other leg
An’ swear he ’d never had no show.
“O, no,” said Joe,
“Hain’t hed no show,”
Then shift his quid to t’other jaw,
An’ chaw, an’ chaw, an’ chaw, an’ chaw.
He said he got no start in life,
Didn’t get no money...