Sam Walter Foss

  JOE Beall ’ud set upon a keg
  Down to the groc’ry store, an’ throw
One leg right over t’other leg
  An’ swear he ’d never had no show.
      “O, no,” said Joe,
      “Hain’t hed no show,”
Then shift his quid to t’other jaw,
An’ chaw, an...