Ode—To the Roc

O Unhatched Bird, so high preferred, As porter of the Pole, Of beakless things, who have no wings, Exact no heavy toll. If this my song its theme should wrong, The theme itself is sweet; Let others rhyme the unborn time, I sing the Obsolete. And first, I praise the nobler traits Of birds preceding Noah, The giant clan, whose meat was Man, Dinornis, Apteryx, Moa. These, by hints we get from prints Of feathers and of feet, Excelled in wits the later tits, And so are obsolete. I sing each race whom we displace In their primeval woods, While Gospel Aid inspires Free-Trade To traffic with their goods. With Norman Dukes the still Sioux In breeding might compete; But where men talk the tomahawk Will soon grow obsolete. I celebrate each perished State; Great cities ploughed to loam; Chaldæan kings; the Bulls with wings; Dead Greece, and dying Rome. The Druids’ shrine may shelter swine, Or stack the farmer’s peat; ’T is thus mean moths treat finest cloths, Mean men the obsolete. Shall nought be said of theories dead? The Ptolemaic system? Figure and phrase, that bent all ways Duns Scotus liked to twist ’em? Averrhoes’ thought? and what was taught, In Salamanca’s seat? Sihons and Ogs? and showers of frogs? Sea-serpents obsolete? Pillion and pack have left their track; Dead is “the Tally-ho;” Steam rails cut down each festive crown Of the old world and slow; Jack-in-the-Green no more is seen, Nor Maypole in the street; No mummers play on Christmas-day; St. George is obsolete. O fancy, why hast thou let die So many a frolic fashion? Doublet and hose, and powdered beaux? Where are thy songs whose passion Turned thought to fire in knight and squire, While hearts of ladies beat? Where thy sweet style, ours, ours erewhile? All this is obsolete. In Auvergne low potatoes grow Upon volcanoes old; The moon, they say, had her young day, Though now her heart is cold; Even so our earth, sorrow and mirth, Seasons of snow and heat, Checked by her tides in silence glides To become obsolete. The astrolabe of every babe Reads, in its fatal sky, “Man’s largest room is the low tomb— Ye all are born to die.” Therefore this theme, O Bird, I deem The noblest we may treat; The final cause of Nature’s laws Is to grow obsolete.

Collection: 
1862
Sub Title: 
Humorous Poems: IV. Ingenuities: Oddities

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