• From “Hamlet,” Act III. Sc. 1.
      HAMLET.—To be, or not to be,—that is the question:—
    Whether ’t is nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And, by opposing, end them?—To die, to sleep;—
    No more; and, by a sleep, to say we end
    The heart-ache, and the thousand...

  • From “a Woman Killed with Kindness”
    O GOD! O God! that it were possible
    To undo things done; to call back yesterday!
    That time could turn up his swift sandy glass,
    To untell the days, and to redeem these hours!
                Or that the sun
    Could, rising from the West, draw his coach backward,—
    Take from the account of time so many minutes,...

  • From “Cato,” Act V. Sc. 1.
    SCENE.—CATO, sitting in a thoughtful posture, with Plato’s book on the Immortality of the Soul in his hand, and a drawn sword on the table by him.

      IT must be so—Plato, thou reasonest well!—
    Else whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire,
    This longing after immortality?
    Or whence this secret dread, and inward horror,
    ...

  • Occasioned by the Chirping of a Grasshopper

    HAPPY insect! ever blest
    With a more than mortal rest,
    Rosy dews the leaves among,
    Humble joys, and gentle song!
    Wretched poet! ever curst
    With a life of lives the worst,
    Sad despondence, restless fears,
    Endless jealousies and tears.
      In the burning summer thou
    Warblest...

  • I Don’t appwove this hawid waw;
      Those dweadful bannahs hawt my eyes;
    And guns and dwums are such a baw,—
      Why don’t the pawties compwamise?

    Of cawce, the twoilet has its chawms;
      But why must all the vulgah cwowd
    Pawsist in spawting unifawms,
      In cullahs so extwemely loud?

    And then the ladies, pwecious deahs!—
      I...