Mr. Orator PUFF had two tones in his voice,
  The one squeaking thus, and the other down so;
In each sentence he uttered he gave you your choice,
  For one half was B alt, and the rest G below.
    O! O! Orator Puff,
    One voice for an orator ’s surely enough.

But he still talked away, spite of coughs and of frowns,
  So distracting...