Praise-God Barebones

I and my cousin Wildair met   And tossed a pot together;— Burnt sack it was that Molly brewed,   For it was nipping weather. ’Fore George! To see Dick buss the wench   Set all the inn folk laughing! They dubbed him pearl of cavaliers   At kissing and at quaffing. “Oddsfish!” says Dick, “the sack is rare,   And rarely burnt, fair Molly; ’T would cure the sourest Crop-ear yet   Of Pious Melancholy.” “Egad!” says I, “here cometh one   Hath been at ’s prayers but lately.” —Sooth, Master Praise-God Barebones stepped   Along the street sedately. Dick Wildair, with a swashing bow,   And touch of his Toledo, Gave Merry Xmas to the rogue   And bade him say his Credo; Next crush a cup to the King’s health,   And eke to pretty Molly; “’T will cure your Saintliness,” says Dick,   “Of Pious Melancholy.” Then Master Barebones stopped and frowned;   My heart stood still a minute: Thinks I, both Dick and I will hang,   Or else the devil’s in it! For me, I care not for old Noll,   Nor all the Rump together. Yet, faith! ’t is best to be alive   In pleasant Xmas weather. His worship, Barebones, grimly smiled;   “I love not blows nor brawling; Yet will I give thee, fool, a pledge!”   And, zooks! he sent Dick sprawling! When Moll and I helped Wildair up,   No longer trim and jolly,— “Feel’st not, Sir Dick,” says saucy Moll,   “A Pious Melancholy?”