• Fair lady with the bandaged eye!
      I ’ll pardon all thy scurvy tricks,
    So thou wilt cut me, and deny
      Alike thy kisses and thy kicks:
    I ’m quite contented as I am,
      Have cash to keep my duns at bay,
    Can choose between beefsteaks and ham,
      And drink Madeira every day.

    My station is the middle rank,
      My fortune—just a...

  • From “Fanny”
    BUT Fortune, like some others of her sex,
      Delights in tantalizing and tormenting.
    One day we feed upon their smiles,—the next
      Is spent in swearing, sorrowing, and repenting.*        *        *        *        *
    Eve never walked in Paradise more pure
      Than on that morn when Satan played the devil
    With her and all her race...

  • From the Greek by Richard Garnett
    ’TWIXT good and ill my wavering fortune see
    Swayed in capricious instability,
    Most like the moon, whose ceaseless wax and wane
    Cannot two nights the self-same form retain;
    Viewless at first, then a dim streak revealed,
    Then slow augmenting to an argent shield;
    And when at length to fair perfection brought...