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There was an Old Man of Kamschatka,

Who possessed a remarkable fat cur;

     His gait and his waddle

     Were held as a model...

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 There was an Old Man of Kildare,

 Who climbed into a very old chair;

 When he said, — "Here I stays, —

 Till the end of my days,"

 That immovable Man of Kildare.


 <Publ. 1846...

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There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny; ...

Poet:

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There was an Old Man of Madras,
...

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There was an Old Man of Marseilles,

Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils;

       ‎ They caught several Fish,

       ‎ Which they put in a dish,

And sent to their Pa' at Marseilles....

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There was an Old Man of Moldavia ,

Who had the most curious behaviour;

       For while he was able,

       He slept on a table.

That funny Old Man of Moldavia.


 <Publ. 1846>...

Poet:

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 There was an Old Man of New York,

 Who murdered himself with a fork;

 But nobody cried

 though he very soon died, —

 For that silly Old Man of New York.


 <Publ. 1846>...

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There was an Old Man of Peru,

Who never knew what he should do;

     So he tore off his hair,

     And behaved like a bear,

That intrinsic Old Man of Peru.


 <Publ. 1846>...

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There was an Old Man of the coast,

Who placidly sat on a post;

   But when it was cold

   He relinquished his hold

And called for some hot buttered toast.

Pub. 1846

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There was an Old Man of the West,

Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest;

       When they said, “Does it fit?”

       He replied, “Not a bit!”

That uneasy Old Man of the West.

 ...

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