Dismiss your apprehension, pseudo bard,
  For no one wishes to disturb these stones,
Nor cares if here or in the outer yard
  They stow your impudent, deceitful bones.

Your foolish-colored bust upon the wall,
  With its preposterous expanse of brow,
Shall rival Humpty Dumpty’s famous fall,
  And cheats no cultured Boston people now....