From “The Biglow Papers,” No. III.
GUVENER B. 1 is a sensible man;
  He stays to his home an’ looks arter his folks;
He draws his furrer ez straight ez he can,
  An’ into nobody’s tater-patch pokes;—
            But John P.
            Robinson he
    Sez he wunt vote for Guvener B.

My! ain’t it terrible? Wut shall we du?...