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 There was an old man of Three Bridges,

 Whose mind was distracted by midges,

 He saate on a wheel,

 Eating underdone veal,

 Which relieved that old man of Three Bridges.

 

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 There was an Old Man of Vesuvius,

 Who studied the works of...

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There was an Old Man of Vienna,

Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;

       When that did not agree,

       He took Camomile Tea,

That nasty Old Man of Vienna.


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 There was an Old Man who said, 'Hush!

 I perceive a young bird in this bush!'

 When they said, 'Is it small?'

 He replied, 'Not at all!

 It is four times as big as the bush!'


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 There was an Old Man with a beard,

 Who said, 'It is just as I feared!

 Two Owls and a Hen,

 Four Larks and a Wren,

 Have all built their nests in my beard!'


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There was an Old Man with a flute,
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 There was an Old Man with a nose,

 Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,

 That my nose is too long,

 You are certainly wrong!'

 That remarkable Man with a nose.


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There was an Old Person from Gretna,

Who rushed down the crater of Etna ;

       ‎ When they said, “Is it hot?”

       ‎ He replied, “No, it’s not!”

That mendacious Old Person of Gretna...

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 There was an old person of Brill,

 Who purchased a shirt with a frill;

 But they said, 'Don't you wish,

 You mayn't look like a fish,

 You obsequious ol person of Brill?'

 

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There was an Old Person of Cadiz,
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