• To make this condiment your poet begs
    The pounded yellow of two hard boiled eggs;
    Two boiled potatoes, passed through kitchen sieve,
    Smoothness and softness to the salad give;
    Let onion atoms lurk within the bowl,
    And, half suspected, animate the whole;
    Of mordant mustard add a single spoon,
    Distrust the condiment that bites so soon;...