•  * * *


     There was an Old Man who said, 'How

     Shall I flee from that horrible cow?

          I will sit on this stile,

          And continue to smile,

     Which may soften the heart of that cow.'


     <Publ. 1846>

  •  * * *


     There was an Old Man who said, 'Hush!

     I perceive a young bird in this bush!'

     When they said, 'Is it small?'

     He replied, 'Not at all!

     It is four times as big as the bush!'


     <Publ. 1846>



  •  * * *


    There was an Old Man who supposed,

    That the street door was partially closed;

           But some very large rats,

           Ate his coats and his hats,

    While that futile old gentleman dozed.


    <Publ. 1846>

  •  * * *


     There was an Old Man with a beard,

     Who said, 'It is just as I feared!

     Two Owls and a Hen,

     Four Larks and a Wren,

     Have all built their nests in my beard!'


     <Publ. 1846>


  • * * *

    There was an Old Man with a flute,
    A sarpint ran into his boot;
    ...



  •  * * *


    There was an Old Man with a gong,

    Who bumped at it all day long;
    But they called out, 'O law!
    You're a horrid old bore!'

    So...

  •  * * *


     There was an Old Man with a nose,

     Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,

     That my nose is too long,

     You are certainly wrong!'

     That remarkable Man with a nose.


     <Publ. 1846>



  •  * * *


    There was an Old Man with a owl,

    Who continued to bother and howl;

           ‎ He sat on a rail

           ‎ And imbibed bitter ale,

    Which refreshed that Old Man and his owl.

    <Publ. 1846>

  •  * * *


    There was an Old Man, on whose nose,

    Most birds of the air could repose;

    But they all flew away

    At the closing of day,

    Which relieved that Old Man and his nose.


     <Publ. 1846>



  •  * * *


    There was an Old Person from Gretna,

    Who rushed down the crater of Etna ;

           ‎ When they said, “Is it hot?”

           ‎ He replied, “No, it’s not!”

    That mendacious Old Person of Gretna.

    <Publ. 1846>