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There was a Young Lady whose eyes,

Were unique as to colour and size;

       When she opened them wide,

       People all turned aside,

And started away in surprise.

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There was a Young Lady whose nose,

Was so long that it reached to her toes;

  So she hired an Old Lady,

  Whose conduct was...

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 There was a young person in green,

 Who seldom was fit to be seen;

 She wore a long shawl,

 Over bonnet and all,

 Which enveloped that person in green.

 

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There was a Young Person of Smyrna,

Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the cat,
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There was an Old Derry down Derry,

Who loved to see little folks merry;

So he made them a Book,

And with laughter they shook

At the fun of that Derry down Derry.

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There was an Old Lady of Prague,

Whose language was horribly vague;

       ‎ When they said, 'Are these caps?'

       ‎ She answered, 'Perhaps!'

That oracular Lady of Prague.

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 There was an Old Man in a boat,

 Who said, 'I'm afloat, I'm afloat!'

 When they said, 'No! you ain't!'

 He was ready to faint,

 That unhappy Old Man in a boat.


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There was an Old Man in a tree,
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There was an Old Man of Apulia,

Whose conduct was very peculiar

       He fed twenty sons,

       Upon nothing but buns,...

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There was an Old Man of Aôsta,

Who possessed a large cow, but he lost her;

But they said, 'Don't you see

She has rushed up a tree?

You invidious Old Man of Aôsta!'


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