* * *


 There was a young lady in white,

 Who looked out at the depths of the night;

 But the birds of the air,

 Filled her heart with despair,

 And oppressed that young lady in white.

 
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There was a Young Lady of Dorking,

Who bought a large bonnet for walking;

       But its color and size

       So bedazzled her eyes,

That she very soon went back to Dorking.

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 There was a Young Lady of Hull,

 Who was chased by a virulent bull;

     But she seized on a spade,

     And called out, 'Who's afraid?'

 Which distracted that virulent bull.


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There was a Young Lady of Norway,

Who casually sat on a doorway;

       When the door squeezed her flat,

       She exclaimed...

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There was a Young Lady of Portugal,

Whose ideas were excessively nautical:

      She climbed up a tree,

      To examine the sea,

But declared she would never leave Portugal.


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 There was a Young Lady of Russia,

 Who screamed so that no one could hush her;

 Her screams were extreme,

 No one heard such a scream,

 As was screamed by that lady of Russia.


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 There was a Young Lady of Ryde,

 Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied.

 She purchased some clogs,

 And some small spotted dogs,

 And frequently walked about Ryde.


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 There was a Young Lady of Tyre,

 Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;

 At the sound of each sweep

 She enraptured the deep,

 And enchanted the city of Tyre.


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There was a Young Lady whose chin,
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There was a Young Lady whose eyes,

Were unique as to colour and size;

       When she opened them wide,

       People all turned aside,

And started away in surprise.

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