The Maid, as by the papers doth appear,
  Whom fifty thousand dollars made so dear,
  To test Lothario’s passion, simply said:
  “Forego the weed before we go to wed.
  For smoke take flame; I ’ll be that flame’s bright fanner:
  To have your Anna, give up your Havana.”
  But he, when thus she brought him to the scratch,
  Lit his cigar and threw away...