• * * *


    There was a Young Lady of Norway,

    Who casually sat on a doorway;

           When the door squeezed her flat,

           She exclaimed, 'What of that?'

    This courageous Young Lady of Norway

     

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    There was a Young Lady of Parma,

    Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer;

    When they said, 'Are you dumb?'

    She merely said, 'Hum!'

    That provoking Young Lady of Parma.


     <Publ. 1846>

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    There was a Young Lady of Portugal,

    Whose ideas were excessively nautical:

          She climbed up a tree,

          To examine the sea,

    But declared she would never leave Portugal.


     <Publ. 1846>

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     There was a Young Lady of Russia,

     Who screamed so that no one could hush her;

     Her screams were extreme,

     No one heard such a scream,

     As was screamed by that lady of Russia.


     <Publ. 1846>

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     There was a Young Lady of Ryde,

     Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied.

     She purchased some clogs,

     And some small spotted dogs,

     And frequently walked about Ryde.


     <Publ. 1846>

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     There was a Young Lady of Tyre,

     Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;

     At the sound of each sweep

     She enraptured the deep,

     And enchanted the city of Tyre.


     <Publ. 1846>



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    There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,

    Came untied when the birds sate upon it;

            But she said: 'I don't care!

            All the birds in the air

    Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'


     <Publ. 1846>


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    There was a Young Lady whose chin,
    Resembled the point of a pin;
    ...



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    There was a Young Lady whose eyes,

    Were unique as to colour and size;

           When she opened them wide,

           People all turned aside,

    And started away in surprise.

    <Publ. 1846>

  • * * *


    There was a Young Lady whose nose,

    Was so long that it reached to her toes;

      So she hired an Old Lady,

      Whose conduct was steady,

    To carry that wonderful nose.

    Pub. 1846

     
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