• In tattered old slippers that toast at the bars,
    And a ragged old jacket perfumed with cigars,
    Away from the world and its toils and its cares,
    I ’ve a snug little kingdom up four pair of stairs.

    To mount to this realm is a toil, to be sure,
    But the fire there is bright and the air rather pure;
    And the view I behold on a sunshiny day
    Is...