Robert William Chambers

Sez Corporal Madden to Private McFadden:
    “Bedad, yer a bad ’un!
    Now turn out yer toes!
    Yer belt is unhookit,
    Yer cap is on crookit,
    Ye may not be dhrunk,
    But, be jabers, ye look it!
        Wan—two!
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