John Wolcot

  • A Fellow in a market-town,
    Most musical, cried razors up and down,
      And offered twelve for eighteen pence;
    Which certainly seemed wondrous cheap,
    And, for the money, quite a heap,
      As every man would buy, with cash and sense.

    A country bumpkin...

  • A Brace of sinners, for no good,
      Were ordered to the Virgin Mary’s shrine,
    Who at Loretto dwelt, in wax, stone, wood,
      And in a fair white wig looked wondrous fine.
    Fifty long miles had those sad rogues to travel,
    With something in their shoes much...

  • Come, gentle sleep! attend thy votary’s prayer,
    And, though death’s image, to my couch repair;
    How sweet, though lifeless, yet with life to lie,
    And, without dying, O how sweet to die!

  • An Apology for Going into the Country
    CHLOE, we must not always be in heaven,
      Forever toying, ogling, kissing, billing;
    The joys for which I thousands would have given,
      Will presently be scarcely worth a shilling.

    Thy neck is fairer than the Alpine...